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britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

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goatcorporation:

al qaeda……. hacked

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

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thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

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waitwhatssleep:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

My friend’s mom is a teacher and she said that’s all they do.

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass

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niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter
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